I do apologize for my lack of updates, young lovers on the web. But I have sadly been imprisoned after throwing a shoe at Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney for stealing my hairstyle.
Lighting it on fire first probably did not help my case.
I’ve publicly apologized for my mistakes, and once I get out of Bedford Hills I promise I’ll have more delicious treats for you to enjoy.
With love and defecation,
Suki Suki
